A fishing contest is when you match your skills and experience against your opponents dumb luck.
Bad luck
comes in groups of three. So when you get snagged for the forth time, it's really the first of the next group of three.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he could just keep his mouth shut.
The only way to be sure you will
hook a record fish is to use tackle that is not capable of landing a record fish.
The two best times to go fishing
is when it's raining and when it ain't
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Did you ever
wonder why they call this sport fishing instead of catching?
Some lures are designed to catch fish, others are
designed to catch fisherman.
Fishing is the only sport where a man will spend $40,000 on a boat and another $40,000
on something to pull it with, to get $10.00 worth of fish.
All fisherman are born honest but they get over it.
Did you ever wonder if when a fish gets away he lies about the size of the guy he got away from?
